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[chaosflute]

He does like his clothes, that's true.

So, what kind of terms did you set for him? Does he have to call you "Master"? Serve you breakfast in bed? Foot massages on demand?

[fanoperator]

Oh yes, obviously. All of the above, plus carrying me everywhere, morning blowjobs, serving as my furniture whenever I'm lacking a chair....

[chaosflute]

Nie-xiong is extremely lucky! Since Nie-xiong has been so fortunate, and clearly so busy, this one will forgive you two for keeping me in the dark for so long. My poor, poor heart. Left out in the cold...

[fanoperator]

Ah, Wei-xiong, you must not take it personally. You know how shy Jiang Cheng is. I gave him a blowjob and indicated my interest, but it still took him some weeks to ask whether I would be willing to give him a contract.

I didn't want you to scare off my skittish lover by teasing him about his affections.

[chaosflute]

So there's affection between the two of you?

[fanoperator]

Wei-xiong......

I've had a crush on him since Gusu.

[chaosflute]

... I remembered that. Honest, I did.

[fanoperator]

I don't expect you to remember it. I was too shy to say anything.

I didn't think I had a chance with him.

[chaosflute]

Oh. Well, does he know about that part now?

[fanoperator]

No, of course not! You think I want Jiang Cheng knowing I have emotions???

[chaosflute]

He's known you long enough that I think he's caught on to that base line, Nie-xiong.

[fanoperator]

Next you'll have him thinking that I'm soft and cute and kissable or something ridiculous like that.

[chaosflute]

I didn't know I wasn't supposed to think that.

Jiang Cheng likes those traits, you know. Or at least, I hope you've found that out by now.

[fanoperator]

I know, Wei-xiong. I like him a lot.

I'll try to take good care of him.

[chaosflute]

Please. He's my brother.

[fanoperator]

He's one of my two best friends.

1/2

[chaosflute]

<3 <3 <3

2/2

[chaosflute]

How did you like Lan Zhan's chickens?

[fanoperator]

What chickens?

[chaosflute]

Lan Zhan sent Zewu-jun to your house to pay Jiang Cheng for me.

I guess maybe I would check your cold box...

[fanoperator]

Oh, I don't know. Xichen's in charge of our food. I'm definitely not dealing with any chickens.

So how many chickens are you worth?

[chaosflute]

I have all sorts of hilarious images running through my head right now.

Four! And some silk and a box and some gold. I'm expensive.

[fanoperator]

Ooh, you are expensive! I'm glad. My best friend deserves a very fancy bride price.

[chaosflute]

I'm certainly pleased my fiance can afford such extravagance. Such a provider.

So, I'm also taking you up on your offer to plan things, if you still want to!

[fanoperator]

Of course I want to! As if you could stop me. Now, let's talk about what food and drinks you want at your wedding, aside from 'lots of everything'. Anything in particular?